Dominik Schwind

May 04, 2026

Oh.

South Korea fighter jets collided due to pilots snapping pictures, report finds #

But first let me take a selfie

Finnish Air Force reprimands cadet pilots for penis-shaped flight patterns #

Linked purely for the headline

Discord Leadership Only People On Planet Who Think Adding Age Verification To Discord A Good Idea #

I already stopped looking at Bluesky because of these shenanigans and I guess this means I'll soon stop looking at Discord stuff, too.

Pikachu almost got breasts over fears Pokémon was "too cute" #

Not The Onion

Jeff Bezos alters Venice wedding plans after threat of inflatable crocodiles #

Jeff Bezos alters Venice wedding plans after threat of inflatable crocodiles

Now that is a headline

Headline.

ChatGPT 'Reads' Photo of Coffee Cup and Tells Woman Her Husband is Cheating #

Good god.

Story woman arrested after raccoon named chewy found meth #

The Star Wars sequels are getting weird

Peruvian policeman in capybara costume makes Valentine's drug bust #

Sometimes the C in ACAB stands for Capybara

Ah, yes. Lovely headline.

‘Fairy porn’: is this booming erotica genre an insult to Wales? #

This is probably about as true as femboy porn being an insult to Poland.