Dominik Schwind

It does introduce hard to notice bugs 10x faster, though

Not The Onion

It is. Stop it.

Who would have guessed.

When developers are allowed to use AI tools, they take 19% longer to complete issues—a significant slowdown that goes against developer beliefs and expert forecasts. This gap between perception and reality is striking: developers expected AI to speed them up by 24%, and even after experiencing the slowdown, they still believed AI had sped them up by 20%.

These people—broadly—are behaving like idiots.

Ah, yes. Idiots who think they're smart are really the most annoying. Sometimes it's okay to just be an idiot.

Jeff Bezos alters Venice wedding plans after threat of inflatable crocodiles

Now that is a headline

Headline.

Oh, absolutely.

Leah is absolutely right about this.

The Star Wars sequels are getting weird

I love this approach. Let them choke on garbage.

This is why we can't have nice things.

I agree 100%

Very much so

Yeah, it's all a bit embarrassing. I still vastly prefer Apple stuff over the other ecosystems but who knows for how long. I already know I probably won't replace my Apple Watch when it gets old and/or breaks.

Who would have thought.

Yes, he is clearly right about all of this.

Sometimes the C in ACAB stands for Capybara

Ah, yes. Lovely headline.

This is probably about as true as femboy porn being an insult to Poland.

I can't stop laughing.

Don't try this at home, kids.

Oh, absolutely.

I love this headline so much.

Ah, yes.

If only they had asked ChatGPT how to program a spider

It's sad, really.

This is not good.

Yeah, so maybe chatbots aren't their own legal entities after all.

Who would have thought?