Peruvian policeman in capybara costume makes Valentine's drug bust # Sometimes the C in ACAB stands for Capybara
Jeff Bezos alters Venice wedding plans after threat of inflatable crocodiles # Jeff Bezos alters Venice wedding plans after threat of inflatable crocodiles Now that is a headline
Scientists just made guinea pigs listen to Adele for seven days… and the results are both surprising and worrying # Headline.
I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers # Ah, yes. Lovely headline.
‘Fairy porn’: is this booming erotica genre an insult to Wales? # This is probably about as true as femboy porn being an insult to Poland.