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Dominik Schwind

April 10, 2014

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March 10, 2014

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I'm currently getting clean, ad-free Google result pages, it's like it's 2001 in my browser (I don't use ABP)

March 07, 2014

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Every few months I forget what "smh" stands for, so I Google it. Running Google Now, it automatically tracks the $SMH stock for me. #smh

March 06, 2014

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You can never know what your own breath smells like, but when we finally develop an iPhone app for it, I've got the perfect name: Smellfie.

March 04, 2014

February 21, 2014

January 05, 2014

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I wish I lived in a world where any adult life problem could be solved by ejecting a cartridge, blowing on it, and putting it back in.

January 02, 2014

Retweeted mathowie:

Beyoncé & Jay-Z were engaged for nearly 3 years and not once did a magazine cover proclaim her as "Fiancé Knowles"?!

December 17, 2013

September 10, 2013

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Why is Jonny Ive always on video spouting his design nonsense in fortune cookie sayings instead of live onstage? Can he say it w/o laughing?

July 02, 2013

Retweeted mathowie:

If I ran the world, every ousted CEO would be REQUIRED to release a country/rock album within 90 days of departure.

June 10, 2013

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According to the Apple keynote, I need to buy a bunch of slot cars, a new Mac Pro, new Macbook Air, and new car.

June 06, 2013

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April 04, 2013