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Dominik Schwind

April 25, 2015

Retweeted mathowie:

"So, what's the best and easiest way we can reduce and/or eliminate all human interaction?" —every Y Combinator pitch ever

December 23, 2014

December 05, 2014

November 27, 2014

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Due to a rare 46,XY,t(2;5)(p22;p15.1) chromosomal defect, when any problem is encountered subject states "I can build a new CMS to solve it"

November 05, 2014

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August 29, 2014

Retweeted mathowie:

My dream app is Introvert Helper: show me who at this party I share uncommon experiences with & I should talk to, with name/picture

August 22, 2014

Retweeted mathowie:

State Fair thoughts: What if *I* was the Michael Jordan of competitive table setting and I just didn't know it?

June 28, 2014

Retweeted mathowie:

Be careful how you treat others because you never know which blind emotion test group their Facebook feed is currently in

June 13, 2014

June 11, 2014

Retweeted mathowie:

Audibonging (n) - the practice of smoking pot and then listening to critically acclaimed audiobooks while high.

June 06, 2014

May 23, 2014

Retweeted mathowie:

The Secret app launching on Android is their Eternal September. So many boring-ass secrets.

May 21, 2014

April 26, 2014

Retweeted mathowie:

I give it 6 months until we see a LinkedIn resume unironically listing someone's core competency as "Small-Batch Email Newsletter Sommelier'

April 23, 2014

Retweeted mathowie:

Unless you work in a 911 call center, it's ok to need time to prepare answers to big questions. We need essay competitions for jobs instead.

Retweeted mathowie:

If you're an introspective, thoughtful person, interviews expecting you to have brilliant answers in real-time are the absolute worst.