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Dominik Schwind

August 29, 2022

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January 13, 2022

Retweeted mathowie:

Web developer? Software engineer? Front-end coder? UX designer? If you want to ponder one of history’s greatest mistakes, remember that we had the greatest title ever: Webmaster, and we abandoned it for the other nonsense.

September 14, 2021

August 19, 2021

May 20, 2021

Retweeted mathowie:

someone asked me if I hold any useless grudges and I remembered how I get annoyed about once every six months when I remember how wrong the capital "i" in Bell Gothic looks

April 07, 2021

December 24, 2020

Retweeted mathowie:

TIL if you’re trying to remember the name of beautiful temp tattoos and say hentai instead of henna, your extremely online daughter will never let you live it down

December 03, 2020

Retweeted mathowie:

*slaps the roof of 2020* This baby can fit so much heartbreak and disappointment in it

October 21, 2020

August 18, 2020

August 03, 2020

July 12, 2020

April 13, 2020

Retweeted mathowie:

love a pandemic that overlaps with allergy season so every morning I don’t know if I’m dying or it’s just pollen

March 27, 2020

March 25, 2020

Retweeted mathowie:

pro tip: don’t add coworkers as Nintendo friends because they may rat you out as online working on your Animal Crossing island during a boring work meeting because they’re all narcs

March 21, 2020

Retweeted mathowie:

someone on here said housebound techies making joke video backgrounds for Zoom is just middle-aged Tik Tok and I’ve never been owned so hard in my life.

March 14, 2020

March 11, 2020

Retweeted mathowie:

imagine a SF company where everyone is suddenly working from home but the office is filled with telepresence robots for every worker buzzing around in an empty ghost startup