Dominik Schwind

Retweeted mathowie:

workin' remotely or remotely workin'?

Retweeted mathowie:

1, 2, 3, 4! 5! Six! I love counting adtech redirects ah ah ah

Retweeted mathowie:

I joined Twitter 13 years ago today and getting a fake award from Twitter for it feels like getting a “congratulations on your 13 years of alcoholism” letter from the jack daniels bottling company #MyTwitterAnniversary

Retweeted mathowie:

find someone that loves you as much as reddit loves to insist I download their mobile app before proceeding

In Reply to mathowie:

@mathowie I still have both my late grandmas in the contacts app. Even though I still know their numbers by heart.

Retweeted mathowie:

My photo from the Portland Japanese Gardens vs. the reality of the shot

Retweeted mathowie:

Twice now I’ve done some dental procedure, then something weird happens a few days later but my dentist is on vacation so I have to wait a week in pain until they return. I understand why programmers say Don’t Deploy On Fridays now.

In Reply to mathowie:

@mathowie I’ll watch it.

Retweeted mathowie:

Apple's monthly eels stuck on your body: $5 for games, $5 for TV shows, $10-15 for Music, $5-10 for iCloud backup, etc etc etc

Retweeted mathowie:

disturbing dystopian thing of the day said nonchalantly by my daughter about her first day of high school: "Oh, you can't wear you hoodies up at any point during the school day because you don't show up on the facial recognition cameras."

Retweeted waxpancake:

new "old town road" remix just dropped and it's 🔥 (thx @mathowie) youtube.com/watch?v=I1fIre…

Retweeted mathowie:

This Zoom vulnerability is bananas. I tried one of the proof of concept links and got connected to three other randos also freaking out about it in real time. medium.com/@jonathan.leit…

Retweeted mathowie:

having a recent iphone means late at night if I'm in bed and I want to buy a book or an app I have to do this little 5 second sit-up-and-make-myself-presentable thing so the face ID scan will approve me. it's like a celebration of both capitalism and dystopia at the same time

Retweeted mathowie:

I saw the date as April 2, 2019 and thought hahaha get the fuck outta here there's no way that is today it's too far off in the future

Retweeted mathowie:

What do you get for the person you hate most in the world?

Retweeted mathowie:

why did they call it OKCupid instead of Spouse Hunters

Retweeted mathowie:

the true introvert struggle is I never want to talk to anyone but I also want to know everyone's life story

Retweeted mathowie:

why did this company change from their original name, Cock Socks?

In Reply to mathowie:

@mathowie yepp, it is one of the (many) US concepts that seems totally alien to me. Over here, every citizen over 18 is automatically registered for voting.

Retweeted mathowie:

The day after I replaced dialup internet with broadband in my home I very nearly called in sick to work because I stayed up to 5am happily downloading Netscape, Pointcast, quicktime video memes, and pirated copies of FrontPage and Photoshop. twitter.com/mattwhitlockPM…