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Dominik Schwind

February 06, 2013

September 20, 2012

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April 25, 2012

April 01, 2012

Retweeted mathowie:

"In the future, our names will evolve to become more auto-correct friendly" -- Mate Haughty

March 13, 2012

Retweeted mathowie:

Staying at the Ace Hotel, under deluxe in-room services it looks like they only offer two kinds of massage: Detached and Ironic.

March 07, 2012

February 08, 2012

Retweeted mathowie:

I found the Superbowl halftime show offensive. LMFAO sang about "shufflin'". Entertainers should only walk in straight, predictable lines.

December 10, 2011

October 03, 2011

July 09, 2011

June 27, 2011

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May 18, 2011

April 22, 2011

Retweeted mathowie:

Someday I'd like to see a realistic movie scene of people waking up arm in arm: "Ouch, you're on my arm! Are you sweating on me?! Get away!"

January 08, 2011

Retweeted mathowie:

Christ, do a google search for "Jared Laughner" and see the world "demand media" brings us. Thanks search traffic gaming assholes!

December 19, 2010

December 13, 2010

December 06, 2010

Retweeted mathowie:

Talking to pop music fans is like sitting in on an anthropology class. I was previously unaware of the "Ke$ha-ization of Pink" trend