Dominik Schwind

Ugh.

This is probably the most baffling thing about the whole Apple/EU kerkuffle.

Hah!

Yes, please

I hate this so much. What a childish tantrum to throw.

Frankly, if this is intentional, I'll be extremely pissed.

Oh no.

I need this in my life.

Oh. Hahaha.

lol

I randomly found this and it makes me happy.

This is exactly the kind of nerdery I find fascinating even if I never use that feature

These fake Apple people live in a very peculiar world.