Dominik Schwind

41 minutes later, I have changed "So, hi" into "Hello." Not too sure that improved anything.

Twitter on a friday evening: red wine and that's-what-she-said jokes.

Hihihi. @coffeeisgreen's photo (gnihihihi) instagr.am/p/Md7_N5HmMf/

Lifehack: Before you do your fat-white-nerd-dance on the balcony check if any neighbor is around.

Needs some getting-used-to. @ Dominik's Hammock instagr.am/p/MeFrjNo5p4/

So wait… Katie Holmes is back on the market? This changes everything. Again.

That's about all energy I have for writing emails: i.imgur.com/pfNKL.png

"The Beach" was a pretty mediocre movie. But the soundtrack is quite something. (If you're into summery late-90s electronic brit emo pop.)

“Things Inside of Places” kungfugrippe.com/post/261284453…

"The first cut of the film was 4 hours long […] it was ultimately cut down to approximately 90 minutes."

"They put the F U in Kung-Fu!" youtu.be/a7l3okIqnCg

Hint: if you use someone's service to spam, it might be a good idea *not* to call them for technical support.

The weather is not going to get any better. @ bona'me (boname) instagr.am/p/MdGbcQI5q_/

I'm tempted to print a certificate of awesome passive-aggressiveness and just post it into that person's office.

I've got an email yesterday that is so subtly passive-aggressive it could be considered art. I've wasted hours staring at it in admiration.

I just wondered why my iPhone is making weird noises and then I realized that those came from inside of me.

It took me roughly .5 seconds to know where it is, just from the picture: ibangmyheadlikeanidiots.tumblr.com/post/260823081… (Also: I will so do it, who is with me?)

All things considered today is a good day for laundry.

At some point they all snap.

I don't know what's wrong with me but in the afternoon my mind and body just shuts down.