I love the smell of "DROP DATABASE;" in the afternoon.
June 28, 2012
Stolz! @ ES Enterprise Solutions instagr.am/p/MarMKqI5rk/
"I'm searching around the earth for real lover, is it you?!;)" Dear spammer: no.
Are we in the future yet? areweinthefutureyet.com The best thing: it works EVERY DAY!
“And then she did what she usually did when she had run out of italic thoughts: she shook her head.” newyorker.com/humor/2010/07/…
Can I somehow send this to my rage account? (@ BĂĽrgerbĂĽro DĂĽsseldorf) 4sq.com/LEu7ZH
June 27, 2012
I have a snarky response to each and every sentence of this article. lifehacker.com/5921655/the-sn… I'm a bad person, obviously.
"Here's how to keep your inner asshole in check." Sounds like an advice article for me.
This should be doable, somehow.
Oh, that's just sad.
"Nach Kriegsende wurde die GEMA als Rüstungsbetrieb aufgelöst" A-HA!
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June 26, 2012
Woah, the neighbors’ weed is strong today. Or they are burning a whole bundle of it at once.
"Dr. Jane Wilson-Howarth is probably the world’s foremost expert on excretion" Congratulations.
Tried to look him up on Facebook, but there were too many guys with the same name. All looked kinda douchey.
I now have the name of the dude who applied to work for Apple with my mail address.
"I don’t want anyone to try to grow a unibrow and then try to make money off of it." tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/259298050…
Anyone been to Cork?
Someone applied for a support job at Apple with my mail address. Tempted to take the interview.