Dominik Schwind

Ugh. ????

Seriously, woman. If you put “kissing” under “hobbies” I get scared I’d get herpes from you.

How much colder will it get tonight? Can I just fall asleep here on the balcony or do I have to walk the long way to bed?

Had a nice BBQ/podcast audience meetup, now letting the evening fade out with wine under an almost full moon.

Meat! @ tm's icedsoul photography instagr.am/p/MixS9fI5ib/

“Fast and the Furious” meets “Desperate Housewives” pixi.li/f3

We’re going to turn the BBQ into an RPM Miami party!

*Gewisse* Leute haben wohl eine “Pokenparty” /bcc @jmtosses

*Gewisse* Leute haben wohl ihre eigene “Grillparty” und haben es nicht nötig, das Haus zu verlassen.

Happy little thoughts, happy little tweets. ☀

Vielleicht hilft's ja. @ Dominik's Hammock instagr.am/p/Megg_oo5rd/

For you LMFAO fans: youtu.be/GGbXIw6R2zw Good night, Europe.

"Fast and the Furious" meets "Desperate Housewives"

I got accused of having a social life. HELLO! I AM SITTING AT HOME ALONE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT, TWEETING!

Sometimes I say extremely smart and funny things and no-one is around to hear them. The dangers of talking to yourself.

Finally sent that email. Left out the "bitch, please" part. My lector said I sound very likable. Whatever that means.

I just got told that I am not allowed to put this into the email: i.imgur.com/9uSh6.png

"Write her a nice email" my ass. Maybe I should just ask @bikinifetish what to say in Korean to make a woman blush.

Everybody hates the 1% until they're part of them.

Decided I need to go to the supermarket. Changed from my hanging-out-on-my-balcony hoodie into my leaving-the-apartment hoodie.