Iām watching Wu Assassins and I mostly have one question: What happened to the other five uncles?
August 12, 2019
August 06, 2019
Or as I call it: my niece and nephews when they see their weird bearded uncle. twitter.com/EmojiMashupBotā¦
š¦ scowl + š¶ baby = https://t.co/BOCsKbE9uJ
August 04, 2019
Nach langer Zeit wieder der @DB_Bahn eine Chance gegeben, prompt wieder Zugausfall. š¤·š»āāļø
July 31, 2019
"So, how's your morning?" EEEEEEE
July 30, 2019
Iām reading āFall or, Dodge in Hellā and it just occurred to me that I donāt like a single person in that book. Not sure if thatās on purpose.
So apparently this is not satire? youtube.com/watch?v=oZZ5Koā¦
July 29, 2019
same twitter.com/EmojiMashupBotā¦
š¤Ø raised-eyebrow + š disappointed = https://t.co/vBIU1hjCkU
Why a port at all? theverge.com/2019/7/24/2070ā¦
July 24, 2019
pondering my lunch options twitter.com/djgoor/status/ā¦
The inside story of how #brooklyn99 writers choose their lunch... hollywoodreporter.com/news/brooklyn-ā¦
July 23, 2019
As a mediocre jerk I'm somewhat okay with that. news.com.au/finance/work/aā¦
July 22, 2019
New life goal: do something noteworthy enough that I'll get a @BrimleyLine tweet. I still have 4391 day to do that.
July 20, 2019
good god š«
July 14, 2019
hi twitter.com/PossumEveryHouā¦
https://t.co/jYfPvgqbnW
July 10, 2019
If I ever opened a bar inside of a gym I'd call it ActivityPub and nobody would get it.
I often refer back to this article by @Vinncent because it is very good. theoutline.com/post/2595/prodā¦
July 09, 2019
Schwind 2020: I'd rather go to bed. twitter.com/robinskyleigh/ā¦
Your 2020 campaign slogan is: Your last name + 2020 + the last text you sent.
July 08, 2019
several people are typing
July 01, 2019
Quick poll time! If I asked "And what's tired and wired?" after somebody told me that something is "expired" - would you get it?
May 31, 2019
Unpopular opinion time: a scoop of vanilla gelato and an espresso on the side is better than an affogato.
May 04, 2019
Unenthusiastic Flapjack twitter.com/ellle_em/statuā¦
Your Kentucky Derby horse name is: A symptom of one of your mental illnesses + the last thing you ate