October 15, 2019
October 11, 2019
Youāre welcome. youtu.be/It8Kcd0RLhw
October 08, 2019
Today in custom Slackbot responses:
October 05, 2019
Wow. I really messed up my sleep schedule for no good reason.
October 01, 2019
Ich habe #survivorvox -Meinungen, aber eigentlich lƤsst es sich mit ā@VOXde hatās durch den Schnitt vermasselt.ā zusammenfassen. š¤·š»āāļø
If you work on the web and don't subscribe to The History of the Web I really don't know what's wrong with you. thehistoryoftheweb.com/timeline/
September 25, 2019
"What better way to celebrate than to shoot something out of your pipe!" Euphemism?
September 24, 2019
Friends donāt let friends `git rebase`
September 20, 2019
The good thing about @NikkiGlaser going up first at that roast is that you know that was the highlight and you donāt need to keep watching. twitter.com/ComedyCentral/ā¦
.@NikkiGlaser isnāt afraid to get personal ā really, really personal. https://t.co/wwWulILRBN
September 19, 2019
I just got a dynamically inserted ad in German in a podcast that's in English and my brain just short-circuited for a few moments. Doesn't help that this podcast didn't have dynamically inserted ads until now.
September 14, 2019
Be the emotional support clown you want to see in the world.
September 12, 2019
The 1 series commercial features a rooster on a skateboard. I donāt understand the symbolism of a cock on wheels when it comes to BMW.
September 10, 2019
Nits!
Slofies twitter.com/EmojiMashupBotā¦
š§ monocle + š rolling-eyes = https://t.co/iFv3DvQE3y
September 04, 2019
Maybe the real bugfixes were the friends we made along the way.
August 28, 2019
Next make the audio quality actually good when there are a bunch of people on mediocre internet connections on a call. twitter.com/SlackHQ/statusā¦
We've also added the ability to send and receive short messages during calls. It's a pretty spiffy way to conduct a quick poll, tell everyone you're stepping out for a moment or just send a quick thumbs-up emoji. https://t.co/Fm8rlShm6r
August 21, 2019
No, Mister Bond, I expect you to get up in the morning. twitter.com/KurtBusiek/staā¦
Type āNo, Mister Bond, I expect you toā and use predictive text to complete the sentence. #NoMisterBond twitter.com/larrydimaio/stā¦
August 20, 2019
Matrix 4 M4trix 2: Electric Boogaloo M4trix 3: Die Matrix Die
Iām still not over the fact that people I otherwise hold in high esteem donāt like tomatoes.
August 16, 2019
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