The best thing about the new WordPress block editor? Learning how many ways there are for bloggers to misspell "Gutenberg."
March 29, 2019
December 28, 2018
If you give me 635,000 pounds I'll promise I won't move to Britain, too. twitter.com/sarahmei/statu…
Britain has succeeded in its primary goal of reducing immigration with the Brexit vote - by about 63,000 people. They also succeeded in losing 40 billion pounds of GDP with the vote, which means they’ve paid....635,000 pounds to keep EACH immigrant out. Xenophobes are stupid. twitter.com/Brexit/status/…
December 06, 2018
Neine, danke.
October 17, 2018
I found a new and improved way of using Twitter: I’ll only read tweets that find their way to me by other means.
August 07, 2018
Well, maybe that's a sign to delete all Twitter apps for a while.
August 02, 2018
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August 01, 2018
Where's that bloody rain that we've been promised?
Hey Siri, why am I always so tired?
July 31, 2018
Gangster meets his second daughter. twitter.com/TheAcademy/sta…
Share the plot of your favorite movie in five words.
Puh.
Meine Musikwahl mit "Tausende von Schweizern können nicht irren." gerechtfertigt. Ich weiß halt auch nicht.
July 30, 2018
"Bigfoot erotica" might be the moment I just unfollow all Americans here on Twitter.
This gif is just tagged "men" on Giphy. I'm not comfortable with how accurate it is. i.imgur.com/lpODC1S.gif
July 28, 2018
Rain! Finally.
July 27, 2018
Finally.
Nice. twitter.com/sophiemallins/…
https://t.co/l2yxwIqEKg
Thanks, ad in the twitter app. I’ll consider your idea.
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July 26, 2018
July 23, 2018
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