Well, this is fun? cards.twitter.com/cards/oq20ss/g…
May 20, 2014
The New Internet Gods Have No Mercy theawl.com/2014/05/the-ne…
I’m very proud of my advertising slogan: “It could be worse.”
I’ll very likely write another email to my friends later. Be one of them! cards.twitter.com/cards/oq20ss/d… (I’m also testing these Twitter cards.)
May 19, 2014
And now you'll hate me. open.spotify.com/track/2FRtY9Z7…
Wait… there is a blockbuster movie about insect reproduction?
Sometimes I wonder how many people see me on “Who To Follow” and yell at Twitter: “NOT THIS ASSHOLE!” (As I do at the people in my WTF.)
Don’t tempt me!
Value for money!
Let it rain!
YOLO!
“… have you ever cared too much?”
I have at least one @MetaFilter tab open at most times, so this is sad news: twitter.com/metafilter/sta…
“There is no audio on purpose. Add your own soundtrack.” ustream.tv/channel/iss-hd…
“It is always relevant because we are always being asked to can even.”
“On the internet we are united in our inability to can.” theamericanreader.com/life-sentences…
Ugh. ????
May 18, 2014
“Did you just catch that?” 24.media.tumblr.com/045f4a64388765…
So, how was your weekend, everybody? Engaged with a brand?
“Her music is only available on cassettes given to teenagers in Tokyo.” Say. What. Again.