And Hawkeye is all like: “Why not me?” 31.media.tumblr.com/abf08798d18c0a…
May 24, 2014
“The military has been happy to fill that role, though its form of mediation typically means staging a coup.”
There is some poetry in the fact that this is the last article I read before my iPad rebooted again for no reason: reuters.com/article/2014/0…
May 23, 2014
Genau mein Humor: secret.ly/p/nbifpndakgkp…
I might enjoy @secretly just a tiny little bit too much. (As I knew in april already: twitter.com/dominik/status… )
May 22, 2014
“I’ll send you their contact data by email.” “Oh, could you please fax it? Then I don’t need to print it out.”
Not that I would mute ANY of you wonderful people!
I was hoping that people I mute on the twitter website would also be muted in API calls. *Turns out*…
“Superlecker! Habe aber Broccoli durch ein Steak ersetzt! 5 Sterne!”
“Tom Green Looks Back on 'Freddy Got Fingered,' the Most Underrated Film of All Time” Vice? Or course.
Fascinating: The Emerging Global Web slideshare.net/yiibu/the-emer…
Good morning! youtu.be/uHqXBcQa9v8 (And now you’ll hate me.)
May 21, 2014
Less orrrrr, more yeah!
For what it's worth: Be my @secretly friend! dschwind@lostfocus.de (I also accept lovely emails and money.)
Wake me when there is a .penis top-level domain.
Hrmpf.
Wieso kann mich @OrangeCH_DE eigentlich bis auf's Klo verfolgen, @Telekom_hilft schafft es aber keine zehn Meter hinter die Grenze?
???? Ugh.
May 20, 2014
Okay. youtu.be/JvMXVHVr72A
Okay, these twitter cards things are, err, “special”