Dominik Schwind

That being said, “President Cheese” is a pretty cool online handle, folks!

Sorry for linking to Business Insider.

Two months in the making, four retweets, five favourites: twitter.com/presidentchees… (Two months? Two months! businessinsider.com/huge-social-me… )

“Were you internet-stalking him?” “No, I just googled his name and followed him on all his social media accounts.” “…” “Okay…!”

For I am a sign. 24.media.tumblr.com/cad26250143f6e…

I still haven't figured out how to become a grandfather without having to be a father first.

Now I only need to find some young people to yell at.

Sat around, looked at the sky, had soup and a smoothie, listened to my radio shows. If that's how old age is, I can't wait to get there.

“Hello from rainy #city - It’s #brand #monday, how are you doing today?”

“It can take a team of 13 social media and advertising specialists up to 45 days to plan, create, and get approval for one corporate tweet.”

(I’ll stop now.)

Important information.

Not all men are looking at the #YesAllWomen hashtag, but I think they should.

Erstmal Y-Titty abmahnen wegen Single-Opt-In beim Newsletter. (Außerdem: wer mich da eingetragen hat, den soll der Blitz treffen.)

Coffee and cake ✔

sport ✔ voted ✔ fruits ✔

I can't even.

I just wanted to read but now my book needs a software update.

"Austria has the same electrical outlets as Austria." Thanks!