“I’m trying to enjoy these stories but I don’t have context for any of them.”
May 18, 2014
“Take it away, Luann!” “HAMBURGERS!”
Yolo!
Tweetbot on Mac is acting weird. THANKS, OBAMA!
"Creedence Clearwater told us to run through the jungle, as if we needed to be told."
Installed the Calm app. Realized that I'd need the opposite.
“Little smiley faces and piles of poop took over the world.”
That moon thing worked already: I want some Pocari Sweat.
"You'd be surprised how much farting happens during yoga." Uhm.
May 17, 2014
The good thing about these sportsball events: I know who I can unfollow without feeling sad about it.
Wahlkampf in Lörrach @ Marktplatz instagram.com/p/oF4Mxso5pm/
Brb, flying to Japan. twitter.com/selfedge/statu…
May 16, 2014
Better Pasta hypercritical.co/2012/02/15/bet… I am always surprised people mess it up. It’s not that complicated, really.
I probably would have peed myself. youtu.be/3zj4GA1zkqg
I’m waiting for the DHL truck. The DHL truck just drove by without stopping. This gives me more inner turmoil than it should.
“All you favourite brands - in your pocket!”
Apparently I am subscribed to a newsletter written by someone in “1 Hacker Way” and if that’s not the most obnoxious thing, I don’t know.
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It’s pretty annoying when I think of something funny and once I write it down and re-read it, I think: “Christ, what an asshole.”
(I am very sure @BuyBritishMilk is parody, but hey: I laughed.)