Retweeted jessiechar:
I still love Apple but they’re so boring now. Rainbows have never felt so beige. #AppleEvent
September 15, 2020
June 21, 2020
Retweeted jessiechar:
Any time someone asks me a question now I want to throw up this image and disappear for at least 2 days. What do I want for dinner?? BRB twitter.com/memessurreal/s…
June 18, 2020
Retweeted jessiechar:
For the love of god, can Twitter please start labeling trends? They all fit into the same basic categories: meme, news, cancelled, dead, NOT dead, stan, outrage, and confusion.
July 17, 2019
In Reply to jessiechar:
@jessiechar @monteiro what a pleasant surprise
June 12, 2018
In Reply to jessiechar:
@jessiechar As someone who had to make a couple of those: Yes. (Worse yet: They are usually done by committee. 🤦🏻‍♂️)
February 06, 2018
Retweeted jessiechar:
Stopped by Disneyland yesterday and was able to get a first look at the new Main Street development! Even if you’re a non-Disney person this is SO amazing! youtu.be/wOJr604amwc
January 16, 2018
Retweeted jessiechar:
Marie Kondo’s techniques really dissolve when you’re a person who finds joy in basically everything.
October 05, 2017
In Reply to jessiechar:
@jessiechar I agree. (Big fan back from the Char/Monteiro podcast times.)
In Reply to jessiechar:
@jessiechar I’m not even sure why they call it a museum.
September 12, 2017
Retweeted jessiechar:
Apple ran out of women pretty early in the keynote...
Retweeted jessiechar:
iPhone X offers no protection against evil twins. #AppleEvent
May 26, 2017
Retweeted jessiechar:
Makin' fun of things just because they're popular makes you look like a buffoon.
April 26, 2017
Retweeted jessiechar:
Goop conf: God forbid you paint toxins on your dead cells, but go ahead and drink until you need an IV drip.
February 15, 2017
In Reply to haddiebird:
@haddiebird @jessiechar the Muji one is not an option? muji.us/store/ultrason…
November 12, 2016
In Reply to jessiechar:
@jessiechar happy birthday!
September 22, 2016
Retweeted jessiechar:
It’s “It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers” season, motherfuckers.
September 07, 2016
Retweeted jessiechar:
This lady tucked in her shirt.
April 20, 2015
Retweeted jessiechar:
"Snobbery" is for people who are amateurs (lovers of something), but want to be shitty about it.
April 17, 2015
Retweeted jessiechar:
Is a mosquito just a tiny mosque?
December 04, 2014
Retweeted jessiechar:
“Yeah, so that’s pretty much it.” is the way nerds end all of their fairy tales.