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Dominik Schwind

December 04, 2014

November 24, 2014

Retweeted jessiechar:

The only thing worse than aaS is drinking coffee too late in the day and then staying up late thinking about mortality and aaS.

November 17, 2014

November 12, 2014

October 16, 2014

October 09, 2014

October 08, 2014

Retweeted jessiechar:

To me, people who drink Soylent because "eating is a hassle" is like people getting artificial insemination because sex is a hassle.

September 16, 2014

September 09, 2014

Retweeted jessiechar:

I can't wait until we are all jokily bumping our wrists up against outdated cash registers

Retweeted jessiechar:

Ummmm ok what does WATCH do for people who specifically don't want to track their physical activity. Feature request: snack recommendations.

Retweeted jessiechar:

Next year's statistic: "Over 2.7 billion penis doodles were sent on WATCH last year. 2.7 billion. [applause]"

Retweeted jessiechar:

Revolutionary interface! Digital crown! Beautiful leather! Incredible display! 27 minute battery life.

Retweeted jessiechar:

OK, boring demo time and the stream is fine now. Hopefully we've lost the dummies and will have the iWatch announcement all to ourselves.

September 02, 2014

August 31, 2014

June 27, 2014

June 26, 2014