Retweeted _tessr:
My last message repeated a bunch of times and now my coworkers are making memes of me. How do I stop the memes? Please help. twitter.com/rykwal/status/…
August 29, 2017
August 11, 2017
Retweeted _tessr:
Medium is rolling out claps to all posts, which means it's time to break out the banana again twitter.com/_tessr/status/…
June 16, 2017
Retweeted _tessr:
Bezos: "Alexa, buy me something from Whole Foods" Alexa: "Sure, Jeff, buying you 5000 identi̙c̢͔͍͔a̸͎̟l̩͕̼͈ tw͇̲̙̘̗e̩̭̪̤͓̙͟t̠̞͓͙̥̖̻͜es̸͕̻͎͚
December 10, 2016
In Reply to _tessr:
@_tessr they’ve been killing it lately. 👍
May 13, 2016
Retweeted _tessr:
this whole thread 😂 twitter.com/defusesec/stat…
December 30, 2015
Retweeted _tessr:
I have seen the future... and it is a bunch of people sitting alone in their cars, waiting for them to charge
December 28, 2015
In Reply to _tessr:
@_tessr now that I see them next to each other I might convert to her camp.
December 11, 2015
Retweeted _tessr:
we live in a dystopian hellscape
February 24, 2015
Retweeted _tessr:
wrote my first bloggy medium post. it's a little story: medium.com/@tessr/the-stu…
January 07, 2015
In Reply to _tessr:
@_tessr that’s how they roll. :(
November 14, 2014
Retweeted _tessr:
how is a pumpkin spice latte like a GOTO statement? they're both BASIC. ..........sorry everybody
November 04, 2014
Retweeted _tessr:
LEARN TO CODE? Learn to make things. Find projects that light your fire. Maybe that means learning to code. Maybe it doesn't.
September 08, 2014
In Reply to _tessr:
@_tessr yes.
September 02, 2014
In Reply to hondanhon:
@hondanhon am I late? @njerichelimo @triketora @legalnomads @cathythemango @getnari @helenhousandi @_tessr @jessiechar @faitherina
June 26, 2014
Retweeted _tessr:
This is what happens at google io vine.co/v/Mt2heA5nO5u
June 25, 2014
Retweeted _tessr:
Turn all your data over to Google, and in return you can order a pizza from your wrist
Retweeted _tessr:
My friends at google like to talk about how they're solving all the hard problems, like ORDERING A FUCKING PIZZA FROM YOUR WRIST.
June 18, 2014
In Reply to _tessr:
@_tessr because the eggplant is mot meant to be taken by humans. It's inherently a vegetable for ????
April 11, 2014
In Reply to _tessr:
Hehehe: git-man-page-generator.lokaltog.net /via @_tessr
December 30, 2013
Retweeted _tessr:
This is the Stack Overflow profile of a Victoria's Secret model: stackoverflow.com/users/2274694/… See ya later, stereotypes