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Dominik Schwind

March 19, 2020

Retweeted annapickard:

I don't know HOW my phone has decided that "distancing" should be autocorrected as "dicksucking" but if you got a friendly text from me asking how your self-quarantine and social… look I'm sorry

December 25, 2017

Retweeted annapickard:

Things you will have to explain to an American who gets this joke in their cracker. A) what a cracker is. B) what apple crumble is C) what association it has with custard. D) what the word ā€œgrumbleā€ means. NB: By this point, the joke will no longer be funny.

January 01, 2017

August 08, 2012

April 01, 2012