Dominik Schwind

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Meanwhile, and unrelated, I am reminded that this exists. /via @robdelaney

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@tomcoates Nope, not alone. It is scary af, as the young people say these days.

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As a product designer by trade I honestly don’t think I have ever seen a more accurate or useful document (by @frankrausch @kekeritz):

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Next week, Tim Cook puts a HomePod on Uranus.

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I’m not even kidding, this is fucking bizarre:

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And as usual, Lee manages to find a way to outgeek the rest of us: twitter.com/gwire/status/8…

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@tomcoates yes, I’ve been wondering. I’m super gloomy lately while older people or friends from countries with shitty 90s are like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@tomcoates I’d buy it from Amazon (or some other 3rd party retailer), it’s so much less annoying that way.

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Friday afternoon conclusion in the office - you should be able to get Dual Citizenship between your country of birth and the Internet.

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@tomcoates toucher is a lovely name for it, too.

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@tomcoates oh please, yes!

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@tomcoates @TheJoinery_jp good god.

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"Now children, what do we do when we see an egg account say something stupid on Twitter?" (/via @mattwaite)

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Do you ever feel like your consciousness has just been jammed into a semi autonomous meat drone that just ... does stuff?

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@tomcoates @waferbaby how cheeky.

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Yeah I don’t know about these. They look kind of dumb and I’m going to lose them immediately. #appleevent

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Here we go. Silence in the room. Brooding angry audience. Where’s my socket, Tim… #appleevent

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Runners have problems with motivation cos running is pointless unless you’re escaping a lion or the donut shop is about to shut. #appleevent

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Two of the most popular activities in the world are not walking and running. That’s just lies. #appleevent #teamsittingdown

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You can now do Pokemon Go one-handed, while….. #appleevent