In Reply to robotics:
@robotics all the time
July 24, 2021
May 14, 2021
Retweeted robotics:
Uh thanks but I believe the term is "walking corpse millennial" twitter.com/Medium/status/…
December 08, 2020
Retweeted robotics:
I never know what to write in a christmas card but "hail satan" keeps coming up an awful lot
May 12, 2020
In Reply to robotics:
@robotics seems like something you might want to award to your friends in the future?
March 18, 2020
Retweeted robotics:
I would like to apologize for the time a few months ago when I watched The Circle and said "this seems like it could be fun."
March 10, 2020
In Reply to robotics:
@robotics get some toilet paper while you're at it
August 01, 2018
In Reply to robotics:
@robotics the bears, probably
May 08, 2018
In Reply to robotics:
@robotics I think that’s just life.
April 20, 2018
Retweeted robotics:
A Friday the 13th followed by a 4/20? That's gotta be exciting for at least one guy somewhere
March 26, 2018
Retweeted robotics:
I'm very present and in the moment. I know because I can't see or hear the word "mindfulness" without wanting to punch people
In Reply to robotics:
@robotics Now imagine that and a beard. The relationship to croissants suddenly turns very complicated.
January 25, 2018
In Reply to robotics:
@robotics Doesn't look good: justwatch.com/us/search?q=th…
In Reply to lfbwhrf_9sxk:
@stupi_djerk @robotics Christ almighty.
Retweeted robotics:
Guys it's not cool to eat Tide Pods anymore. You have to vape them.
January 19, 2018
Retweeted robotics:
2017 can be summed up by the fact that in 2018 eating poison is hilarious and fun.
December 24, 2017
Retweeted robotics:
"May the spirit of Jesus Christ visit you in your dreams and nightmares." - what happens when I try to freestyle wishing someone a Merry Christmas (you think I'm joking but I just wrote this down in pen.)
November 28, 2017
In Reply to robotics:
@robotics no no no no nonono. Give it to a professional. Signed, someone who made that mistake so you don't have to.
September 20, 2017
In Reply to robotics:
@robotics Athos, Porthos and Aramis?
September 10, 2017
In Reply to robotics:
@robotics yes.
July 24, 2017
Retweeted robotics:
Has anyone ever seen a Facebook memory and not been filled with deep despair?