In Reply to robotics:
@robotics It’s honestly the only reason I ever considered becoming a rich celebrity.
July 12, 2017
Retweeted robotics:
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their memes." - Eleanor Roosevelt
January 09, 2017
In Reply to robotics:
@robotics maybe she just doesn’t like automation and somehow your username was a problem? OR she is haunted by a doll?
January 07, 2017
In Reply to robotics:
@robotics the only one I got was when I wasn’t even participating and that was very uplifting.
December 28, 2016
Retweeted robotics:
I assume all of these people are dead now
December 23, 2016
In Reply to robotics:
@robotics maybe this is a small consolation? open.spotify.com/album/7vHHpcOn… Goats!
November 15, 2016
Retweeted robotics:
How often do you google image search "round fat bird"? Be honest.
October 19, 2016
In Reply to robotics:
@robotics :(
September 07, 2016
In Reply to robotics:
@robotics what
July 13, 2016
Retweeted robotics:
RT if you're trapped inside a hell of your own making.
July 02, 2016
In Reply to robotics:
@robotics and some dumb-ass rando just had to waltz into your mentions like that, ugh.
July 01, 2016
In Reply to robotics:
@robotics I'm so sorry! I can now see that my quick reply looks much meaner than the intended gentle ribbing of newly married people.
In Reply to robotics:
@robotics you wrote that tweet just to write “my husband,” didn’t you?
June 10, 2016
Retweeted robotics:
I'm realizing sometimes my self deprecating humor comes off more as a cry for help. And like, yeah, please help me.
May 30, 2016
Retweeted robotics:
No one has ever enjoyed looking at a faceswap
May 10, 2016
In Reply to robotics:
@robotics I wish I could.
April 14, 2016
In Reply to robotics:
@robotics coincidence? I think not.
March 24, 2016
In Reply to robotics:
@robotics I’d rather join your professional network at LinkedIn.
March 10, 2016
In Reply to robotics:
@robotics wow. Some days, mediocre would be a real improvement for me.
February 25, 2016
In Reply to robotics:
@robotics yes.