Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
February 25, 2010
O HAI http://hyfbt.com/rHzN
February 24, 2010
All around me are familiar faces. ♫ http://blip.fm/~ln0ig
oh boy
Seriously, the next person who tweets or retweets about the Xing ads - good bye.
Disappointing apple is disappointing.
"Every year I give up giving things up."
I think I'd be a lot more productive without pants.
So, where can I check into "prehab"? http://bit.ly/ctaodv
O HAI daily commute draining my motivation for the day. #fb
February 23, 2010
Quoting a punchline out of context and the other person laughs as she knows the (pretty obscure) joke: priceless.
Diamonds. http://www.gifbin.com/bin/350867085.gif
Internetunternehmer
Seriously mum, you're a teacher. Don't send me "funny" emails about how to torture unruly children. That's just creepy. #fb
I wrote something: Ergast Developer API http://bit.ly/c8z04Y
Hm, how about some hookers and blow?
I just became the mayor of Hong Kong-Perle on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/82cLH6
smiling politely. #fb
Damn, almost crashed because I was too busy ogling the pretty girl in the Miata on the other lane. #trafficjam
February 22, 2010
How to dance to dubstep: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5461ev4saMY And yeah, now I really go to bed. #fb