Honestly, how cool is that? m.youtube.com/watch?v=HJtx8uâŠ
January 04, 2017
No, *you* are watching Youtube videos about Japanese snow plow trains.
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Hello Michael, The next time you fake a tweet, be better about which pic you rip from Google. Have a nice day and Happy New Year. Madison https://t.co/g4eco0TPHk
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âSoftware developers want to be around artists. But artists donât want to be around software developers.â qz.com/875086/five-yeâŠ
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Hello Michael, The next time you fake a tweet, be better about which pic you rip from Google. Have a nice day and Happy New Year. Madison https://t.co/g4eco0TPHk
January 03, 2017
This is so wonderful. m.youtube.com/watch?v=nuwjUZâŠ
Pffft.
January 02, 2017
My favorite new literary genre of the last few years? Reviews of Marie Kondo books.
I just got a push message that it is snowing outside. Looked out of the window, no snow. Technology! *shakes fist*
January 01, 2017
Danke, Amazon.
Wake me up when it says âHollywooâ
Everything you need to know about me in one screenshot.
December 31, 2016
The best thing I bought in 2016? The ziplock bag that allows me to use my phone while taking a bubble bath.
December 30, 2016
At this point I arrived at âFriends donât let friends use Photos.appâ
I didnât have coffee for a few days. (Why? idk) That coffee just now was SO good. Even though objectively it wasnât.
December 27, 2016
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December 26, 2016
A friend of mine is going to New Zealand for the first time next year. I helpfully sent her this picture of a weta: wired.com/wp-content/uplâŠ
December 23, 2016
Ha. Ha. Ha. I just realized I have to go shopping tomorrow morning. Ha. Ha. Ha. đ
December 22, 2016
Nope. twitter.com/rafihazera/staâŠ
https://t.co/wmE8lmE23Z