š³ twitter.com/jessiechar/staā¦
Online dating services are just drift nets for bearded men.
January 18, 2017
January 17, 2017
Donāt be an egg.
Iām not sure when exactly I landed in a Slack channel to discuss purses but it is jolly good fun.
I never knew if hijab-wearing ladies sleep or shower with their hijabs on. Thanks to @caveheraa I know now: youtu.be/AD5a4CRJBVM
Heard weird gurgling noises, thought it was my stomach. Then I remembered I started the washing machine earlier.
āThe operation cannot complete because of an unknown error. [CANT]ā Same.
January 16, 2017
I think Iāll unfollow everybody except @unchartedatlas
January 14, 2017
So apparently Iām a writer? twitter.com/sarahcpr/statuā¦
17 Signs You're a Writer #1 You hate yourself
January 13, 2017
Watching āFool Usā clips on YouTube, wondering how many of these dorks got into magic because of āThe Game.ā
This is not ever going to happen, Spark.
January 10, 2017
This has been sitting there for forty minutes and I canāt.
Amazon is freaking me out. It just recommended two products I talked about in Slack and one I only thought about maybe buying.
oh shut up
January 09, 2017
The Hilarious World of Depression: 5: Andy Richter on Youthful Melancholy and Twisted Entertainers overcast.fm/+HqBuvJhls So good.
lol twitter.com/dominik/statusā¦
still not the least interested in the iPhone. The Nokia N78 on the other hand...
āShower beer comes in small bottle meant to gulp in three sips while standing in the shower getting ready for the nightā Or for work?
January 07, 2017
Took the Global Drug Survey. surveys.globaldrugsurvey.com/s3/GDS2017 Only nutmeg, how uncool am I.
January 06, 2017
Aww. twitter.com/waxpancake/staā¦
Two Cleverbot-powered bots are talking to each other live on Twitch. Their conversation is sublime. twitch.tv/seebotschat https://t.co/i0dJBE72Ot
January 04, 2017
He has a whole webpage about it! twitter.com/manymanywords/ā¦
Recognized this dude from reddit IMMEDIATELY. nymag.com/thecut/2017/01ā¦