Dominik Schwind

Everything Chris Klein Says in "The Legend of Chun Li" http://vimeo.com/14396701

Racing: it's not just for talented idiots. It's for all idiots. http://lfurls.com/cEj7Bs

Alien vs Predator Interstellar Swinger Party. Full Alien or Predator costume required. http://lfurls.com/bGfQzv

On the one system where I have full access to the production servers, folders like "porn" and "std" exist.

Classical conditioning: http://lfurls.com/boNkvo

Turtles eating things: http://lfurls.com/bikr3w

"Danish pastry is, like the croissant, said to originate from Vienna […] and its origin may well be the Turkish baklava like the Strudel."

Oh, the temptation to answer a long rambling "support" email with "I really don't give a fuck."

I just noticed I have a very nice phone number which I was not aware of.

Reading "Zero History" makes me happy. And makes me use Google a lot, which is both surprising and not.

Okay, internet off, book on.

I'm relief. I'm disappoint.

Uh… http://lfurls.com/adwlth

Got my @longshotmag today. Sadly the post guy squeezed it into my letter box and now it looks as if a playful dog had it's fun with it.

Priority Inbox is awesome. After just a few days it learned that almost nothing besides the Victoria's Secret newsletter is important.

Finally Dr Martens has some shoes I'd wear: http://lfurls.com/97SdXg

"I love rubbing my meat. Help me take it to next the next level." http://lfurls.com/aw2CcJ

I just want to watch a cat do parkour, but NOOOOO, there is content from Sony Music Entertainment in it…

"Zero History" arrived. It's going to be really hard to convince myself that reading at work isn't the thing to do…

I just became the mayor of Viet Thai Chi on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/9qyoI9