Dominik Schwind

It's not murder when they listened to folk music at 7am on a Saturday morning, right? #grumpy

Okay, today's layer tennis was pretty awesome: http://lfurls.com/cra5FA #lyt

Too bad I only wear my hat in winter, otherwise this would be perfect to go with it: http://lfurls.com/bsZdlL

Getting death threats from Norway and envy-inducing text messages from Thailand. Bummer.

Have I mentioned that "Blackout" by Britney Spears is an underappreciated masterpiece? (Are the new followers gone, yet?)

Red Bull substitute of the day: Look at this http://lfurls.com/d6fZhd and listen to this: http://lfurls.com/aVyY0w

I think last.fm can sense the weed smell from downstairs. Hence the constant reggae.

Okay, last.fm "Recommendations" - I can understand Pop, Electro and Metal. But Dancehall Reggae? Really?

"Dance like no-one is going to upload it to YouTube."

Awesome, can't follow Tumblr blogs or reblog stuff from outside the dashboard at the moment. #whitewhine

And on the fifth day, god created the Indonesian Mimic Octopus: http://lfurls.com/ckbptg

Being a dickhead's cool: http://lfurls.com/artOoO /via @adactio

I just bought an MP3 because it was more convenient than pirating it.

So, I got #ff'ed by @payforglory before, which was very nice. Now I got #ff'ed by @TheNextWebPL which is just surreal.

Fernsehgarten. W T F http://lfurls.com/9NE3UT /via @payforglory

"An average German is likely to be a fat, childless, unmarried smoker" http://lfurls.com/bwEIFt

MySpace has a Facebook app?! (Also: good morning, europe.)

So, Red Bull was a good idea to not fall asleep while driving home. It was NOT a good idea for not falling asleep in bed.

Annoying thing about coming back that late: only parking space available is almost on the other side of town.

Meat? But I'm a vegan dog… http://newti.de/i/1a