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Dominik Schwind

December 10, 2010

December 09, 2010

"I have a small apartment. No-one knows about it. I use it mainly for my parents and prostitutes. Not at the same time, that would be wrong.

"I myself have 18 Lamborghinis, and a Subaru station wagon. And it's because of this excess that I have flourished."

I came home and found that my washing machine flooded my apartment. FML. Mopped up everything. (I hope) And will now go straight to bed.

"And then Gawker broke by far the most dramatic development in the Wikileaks saga: Julian Assange dyed his hair." http://lfurls.com/eQvBhI

December 08, 2010

I find so many cool things online that would make awesome gifts. And then I realize that nobody on my "gift list" would like them.

"It’s kind of like androids having sex: We know we’re supposed to do it, but we’re not really sure why." http://lfurls.com/gipz5r

"Both games have online multiplayer versions that […] involve getting whipped instantly by teenagers in Idaho." http://lfurls.com/hXQMEq