Dominik Schwind

"Catch him fast! Kill him slow!"

http://bucketlist.org/ /cc @dominik_schwarz

"I do not live a sheltered life; I eat raw cookie dough"

In an effort to win over minds and hearts of the German people, the much-beloved train company decided to raise the fares.

Hooters opens in Japan: http://lfurls.com/hchR4t (Those in Cologne and Düsseldorf are closed again.)

:)

Did I mention that today was really successful, christmas-shopping-wise? And that I am quite confident to get the remaining stuff tomorrow?

Today I learned I need to monitor my own tweets more or mademoiselle @klicktrend will gossip about me. Hmpf.

Meatball?! @ Zum Treppchen http://instagr.am/p/hImE/

GOOD TO KNOW! http://lfurls.com/eKKCQX

Oh look: Kick Kick Snare http://lfurls.com/el7h9E

"Strippers in Pittsburgh rejoice." ♫ http://blip.fm/~zij0v

listening to "Example - Kick Starts (Wideboys Remix Extended)" ♫ http://blip.fm/~ziify

So, yeah, it is friday.

Gnihihi. #langweilig #interna

"They just fucked with the wrong… Minifig?" http://lfurls.com/dAthjq

Rockets of the world: http://lfurls.com/fqL8SW

'I am! I'm the star of every movie I'm in!' http://lfurls.com/futlpp

Rape Lights @ Netto Sürth (ex Plus) http://instagr.am/p/g72m/

I don't think my co-workers are grateful enough about the fact that I don#t sing along to the Slumdog Millionaire soundtrack.