I don't know if I ever told anyone the stories how I watched this movie at a cinema? #transformers Back in the good times.
March 06, 2011
"haikus are easy and pretentious. kind of like your mom."
Je cours. http://youtu.be/wIrI_MOfxG0
"You know that guy who can pick up any girl, I'm him on crack."
"She seems to have such nicely rounded diphthongs!"
Thanks, being-up-at-5:50. Now I get sleepy. In which time zone do I think I am?!
I can out-dork certain people in my timeline. I watch Starcraft replays.
I laughed: http://redd.it/fya4n
I wrote a review of the Roomba that I bought a couple of days ago: http://bit.ly/hqFpvX
"Sexual Harassment and you" http://bit.ly/hEkAWH
o_O #yunosleep
March 05, 2011
You might be fly like a G6 - but never as fly as this young couple: http://flic.kr/p/9o36LP
LostFocus: Favorite Tweets http://lfurls.com/i1z21W
Did the suspended monorail, today. Next up on the bucket list: AK-47.
At some point vark.com is going to cancel my account. http://bit.ly/hvkxbI
Neighbor is obviously drunk and singing very loud. His girlfriend, equally drunk, is just as loud in trying to make him stop.
Someone is talking to himself on the internet.
Awwwww. http://bit.ly/hHICfx
Now that is confusing.
The Very Big Lebowski #fettfilme