Dominik Schwind

@azaliasuhaimi http://lfurls.com/esB8gI is really good.

"Přidat do aplikace Firefox"

AW: AW: AW: AW: AW: AW: AW: AW: AW:

Is there a way to book @charliesheen ? I'd know some soft targets that could do with a strafing run before the first morning coffee.

“Help me rouse everyone around us into revolutionary fervour and storm the nearest TV station”

Oh, seriously? http://lfurls.com/fknumc Luckily we don't have any culturally controversial baggage.

I have to admit, I am more excited by those than by anything I have seen, read or done on or with or for the internet this year.

Also, I want to go home and use my new Personal Sockmanagers®

I wonder if I can find a doctor that would send me to take a cure at a spa. Seychelles would be nice, maybe. No internet a big bonus.

Dear Thunderbird: when I hit reply, I don't want to send the attachment back, too. Also: dear Dominik: check if there is an attachment.

"Let's face it: men have it easier, on the hole" Freudian typo galore. http://lfurls.com/e5TttW

Happy International Women's Day @devilmotors @stil72 !

Okay, this time @rockyour is kicking my ass

"I've grown up a lot since breakfast."

Best cover of any song ever of all time! http://bit.ly/fuJi74

Ordered Sockstars. Enough is enough. Thanks for the tip @fab1an

"My love for you is ticking clock - Berserker!"

"In a row?"

"With a family-oriented theme, one can find household commodities, family apparel, […] tobacco, liquor […] all at duty-free prices."

35% of people who share content from my blog on Facebook are females between 18 and 24. I completely misunderstood my target group.