Sometimes I want to go to random Flickr photos and put that comment under it just to freak people out. http://chzb.gr/weirdboner
June 24, 2011
"I could explain it to you, but then I'd have to care about you."
The croc strikes! http://youtu.be/Npg5vXlyIF8
"A breast pocket can be a very useful addition."
At least I have some new shirts. Always look on the bright side.
Vavorits.
I need personal global teleportation. There are a lot of places I'd rather be than here.
Not freaking out anymore, thanks to the phenylephylamine in the chocolate. Also, thanks to comfort food, I'll probably stay round.
"You are always so kind." Ouch.
(Not at the same time.)
I'll try chocolate and bacon.
Is this the kind of moment some people turn to religion and/or other dangerous cults?
Oh man. :(
Looking at my Amazon order history. Now being cranky. Damn it.
First World Problems http://youtu.be/D2p5svFJ9cQ
Just in time: my LBD for the wedding of @poolbabe and @poolie tomorrow arrived. http://pixi.li/5b
"I need to be pretty, like a dead woman." Some of my friends are weird.
Perle http://pixi.li/5a
I have a coffee-shaped hole in me. I will fill that now.
"Tomorrow is just a today that you're avoiding."