"The very act of starting a blog required great personal courage and the equivalent of a small nationās GDP in therapy bills."
June 26, 2011
Meltdown.
"I'm justā¦ errā¦ asking for a friend."
Ugh.
Damn, I forgot my umbrella. ī
June 25, 2011
Ouzo! #bigfatgreekwedding
Ein, Zwei, Drei, Oh Du wunderschĆ“neā¦
Immer. http://pixi.li/5r
Baby Mojito http://pixi.li/5q
Atzensirtaki! ī #fb
Two Mandolins One Girl http://pixi.li/5o
Ćberraschungsgast am Elterntisch http://pixi.li/5n
Why do I bother with a suit when @poolie looks like a bum!!11111 http://pixi.li/5j
A picture of the artist as a douche with a hat. http://pixi.li/5i
Yeah, okay, the suit fits good enough. http://pixi.li/5h
Yes, today is a suity kind of day. Trying on my suit while watching "Suits"
"What's up with that suit?" "I spent 500$!" "On how many suits?" "Five." ī
Okay, false alarm. I can't even do it without the suit. WTF happened to my arms?
Is a suit still considered "fitting" if one can't flap one's arms in it like a drunk bird?
Every time someone on Twitter asks "What is wrong with me?" I have the urge to answer: "I don't even know where to beginā¦"