Dominik Schwind

Ugh.

<3 http://youtu.be/t4m6CrBUvWw

A friend of mine has a friend with the first name "Coffee" - if that's her real name, I so have to get to know her.

Fun fact: @poolbabe and @poolie just told me about the best ever text message flirt trick.

Anyone? http://bit.ly/ox5s7I

I wanted to give "Arrested Development" a chance. Suddenly: Cera! Can't stand that guy.

A Q&A With Benni Cinkle, "That Girl in Pink" http://bit.ly/qOuuFQ /cc @klicktrend

So very pretty http://pixi.li/7f

Holy shit, @marcmaron talking about Google almost made me snort out my coffee through my nose. "Don't feed the Google!"

There was someone from Scranton, Pennsylvania on my blog. http://youtu.be/QS-S-nKl_4I

I am confused. http://youtu.be/9EOSDOA0tCs

Achja.

LostFocus: Duck Week! http://lfurls.com/pn9y0t

oh, ja, Happy Birthday @knoedeldealer - und nicht vergessen: wir erwarten am Montag einen Red Bull-Marmorkuchen!

Twitter says their Android client "now" has Push Notifications. Uh… it had that from day one, what's wrong with them?

Ducks. http://bit.ly/p2VneV

Drama-llama.

Is the phone rining? At 7am! #wtf

Happy vibes: http://bit.ly/mlkx2R - thanks sooooo much @Giania !

My alarm rang just as we were being attacked by street thugs while driving out of the zoo in Jurrasic Park-like automated cars.