Retweeted marcmaron:
I seem to be done with paying attention to my surroundings. I live here. In my phone.
August 11, 2014
August 07, 2014
Retweeted marcmaron:
I was not born ready.
August 04, 2014
Retweeted marcmaron:
There is no 'late to the party' anymore. The party is ongoing and its all we have left.
June 16, 2014
Retweeted iamiankitchen:
@marcmaron @BillyFGibbons @WTFpod what? yes! here's a pic of the boys playing the prom at my uncle's high school!
June 14, 2014
Retweeted marcmaron:
My fantasy is to be a happy fat guy.
April 12, 2014
Retweeted marcmaron:
Don't be creepy.
March 01, 2014
Retweeted marcmaron:
Is the universe receiving this global chorus of clever cries for help?
December 02, 2013
Retweeted marcmaron:
Someone told me I can just choose to be positive. I tried it. It's creepy.
April 20, 2013
Retweeted marcmaron:
Hipster superhero villain: The Condescender. A master of disguise because he doesn't know who he is. He drains people with his attitude.
February 18, 2013
Retweeted marcmaron:
If you're happy and you know it--shut your mouth.
December 27, 2012
Retweeted marcmaron:
It we cant be annoying, indulgent, desperate, unfunny, angry, sad, stupid, funny, clever & self-centered here, where can we? Huh? Where?
August 29, 2012
Retweeted marcmaron:
'People create the reality they need in order to discover themselves.' Ernest Becker. (Stick that in your brain)
February 17, 2012
Retweeted marcmaron:
How much of consumerism is based on accessorizing loneliness?
February 14, 2012
Retweeted marcmaron:
I hate myself #candyheartrejects
February 12, 2012
In Reply to marcmaron:
@marcmaron that's a trap.
December 12, 2011
Retweeted marcmaron:
I had no idea that writing involved so much masturbating. It makes me see the greats in a different light. More human somehow.
November 08, 2011
Retweeted marcmaron:
I figured it out. I just had to click on the thingy that came up. #TheSolutionToAllModernProblems
October 30, 2011
Retweeted marcmaron:
Other people aren't dumpsters just because your emotional baggage is in garbage bags. Dispose of it properly.
July 14, 2011
Holy shit, @marcmaron talking about Google almost made me snort out my coffee through my nose. "Don't feed the Google!"