Sometimes I wonder if I could be one of those "comments on life" humorists - if only I had a life.
August 28, 2011
My solution (Make coffee, walk out of the kitchen, IM with @poolie, walk back into the kitchen) didn't produce any toasted bread, either.
Staring at the toaster for ten minutes. Realizing that it wouldn't do anything unless I put in some bread first.
August 27, 2011
One of the movies I've seen so many times I can watch it in a language I don't speak: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
It's Attack Bird! youtu.be/9Fu-Xmq0DHE
Tried my new bamboo steamer thing for the first time. Can't tell a difference, to be honest.
Woah, rain. Luckily I've run my errands already and can now enjoy the indoors.
I have my doubts that Heidfeld would have reached p7… #f1
Found my watch again. Happy happy joy joy.
"Lives don't change. We simply become more comfortable with our core misery, which is a kind of happiness."
I don't remember who told me yesterday to google "Party in my mouth" but I did and YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!
"Nice Terry Richardson lighting going on here.. meaning it sucks."
Hm.
August 26, 2011
»There must be something you're good at.« »You don't know me very well, do you?«
“Babies are loud. You can’t set them on vibrate.”
This is so pretty. flickr.com/photos/appurup…
Whatever kind of liquor the Japanese create out of potatoes, it makes funny things with my head. #fb
Tonight I expect to find out why she is on a boat.
Thunderstorm and lightning, very very frightening! ♪♬
Nanosized infobits enter the system!