Fucking Shuffling Hamsters. youtu.be/4zJWA3Vo6TU
August 29, 2011
"hahaha" youtube.com/watch?v=blpe_s…
Is it just me or does David Guetta look an awful lot like Otto Waalkes? bit.ly/nQY5ml bit.ly/p1HjSQ
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Biggest disappointment in Lion? The emoji "support"
Ugh.
August 28, 2011
"Well done, my friend!" That woman seems to know that pointless flattery is the key to my heart.
"You're married?" - "Occasionally."
Our lives are in your hands and you have butterfingers?
Well That's Fantastic
Dodgson! We've got Dodgson here! youtu.be/wc7RIs7okUQ
"Rebecca was dirty." bit.ly/pgua1T @danharmon on developing depth for characters.
Why would last.fm think I want to listen to Korean boy bands? Skip. Skip. Skip.
Dear high school classmate, I'm happy for you, you're obviously in love. But your "her and me"-couple FB-status updates make me nauseous.
People upload pictures of themselves naked with a book to tumblr today. I will not partake in these shenanigans. You're welcome.
How to take a picture like Terry Richardson. bit.ly/n1FbA6 /via @Kalli
Our people in Denver recommended Jack very highly.
"My tweets are not meant to offend anyone, you idiotic ass-clowns."
"Get used to the fear - because it won't go away."