Dominik Schwind

Ugh.

Oh shit, I just found a photo of @devilmotors without his beard! awkwardstockphotos.com/post/145285543…

Booty Wave youtu.be/lmCjJ0VBjjU

@Susan_Hess maybe I'd ask you to call up @Mike_FTW

"You will not understand anything for the first three to six months and hate [the software] and yourself. It gets better." Phew, thanks.

Call me old-fashioned, but a var_dump should not ever have more than 120k lines.

"You blocked me on Facebook…" soundcloud.com/knifepartyinc/… "…and now you are going die."

"Sie haben momentan 59 neue Nachrichten in Ihrem Posteingang auf XING." Whoops.

Neues Textexpander-Snippet. pixi.li/d2

Suddenly remembering how I showed Pulp Fiction to my parents who hated it and claimed everybody involved must be sick.

I, for one, like the fact that old people like @Becker_Boris use this young medium to share their deep insights with us. ????????????????????

I am googling fabric softener reviews. Help?

And back to the questionable music. ♬♪Hallo… schöne Frau… ich hab' Dich hier noch nie gesehen… ♪♫

I don't know how I got from watching questionable music videos to a video of a blonde girl touching a squirrel's nut.

Erinnere mich an alte Zeiten und führe ein Erfolgstagebuch.

It's possible to subscribe to periodical shipments of instant noodles on Amazon. Not sure if my life just got more awesome or a lot sadder.

I got the amount of water for my Chapagetti right. Anyone impressed?

Now what?

"The Rudolf story teaches us we are only worthy if we are useful to the controlling powers."

The stuff we write into this weird little box, just to make some people laugh.