Notes / Twitter Archive • Dominik Schwind

Database… Y U UPDATE SO SLOW?

"Early computers used steam, which is noise and gives off a lot of heat, and doesn't work."

Hihi, I just wrote "Is RSS dead?"

"It's the terror of knowing what this world is about." ♫ Under Pressure by @DavidBowie (at ES Enterprise Solutions) — path.com/p/3flTxa

Ey, der @Sillium - kaum in der Schweiz, postet er wild Videos auf Tumblr, die uns die GEMA nicht gönnt.

"You had me at meat tornado." nbc.com/parks-and-recr… /via @Dreamseer

And of course: Nyan! youtu.be/Gw-f22Bul4c

"who cares? I love those Helmuts and Helgas! keep going :)" Sometimes I love YouTube comments.

Different, but oh so funny: youtu.be/zA2vPX-CWSE

That guy even has a Wikipedia entry. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._Ray_Wh…

(Holy shit, there's a second part. This is awesome.)

It gets really good once he starts to explain what he is doing. youtu.be/vwd7X4OlrUs And then he starts singing.

I am watching Appalachian mountain clog dancing videos. Help?

At least "Cletus Finkenbin" was a funny name for the spam bot.

Stupid spam bots. Phone: *brrbrrbrr* Me: "Yay! A reply! Attention!" Spammer: "Click this link! #iphone #ipad #bitly" Man.

Here, for you. youtu.be/ALrYKdfjLmY Hohoho. (Happy to see some people at Google get drugs.) (Hehe, "Me time")

"Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?" "Bend over and I'll show you!"

It's too late for this year, but this will be my christmas card next year: …thoughtexperiment.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/shitte…

Dominik Schwind