Just read through the tweets of the last two hours. You're all wonderful and/or extremely funny human beings.
January 22, 2012
"Are you a romantic woman, Mr Schwind?" Something is wrong with your mass mail software there…
January 21, 2012
Facebook turned into an absurd comedy the moment my uncles joined.
Ulysses is nothing compared to us.  (@ Pizzeria Funghi) 4sq.com/A7H4pi
cumshaw - A gratuity or tip as thanks for a service The more you know. en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cumshaw
"You're just ranting because you have no idea what you're talking about." Well, yes. Now shut up and listen to my views on particle physics.
Instapaper Zero. Instacast Ten.
This reads a bit like a vignette from a @GreatDismal novel: art-it.asia/u/admin_ed_col…
"throbbing with now-ness"
Holy fuck, someone from Nepal was surfing around my blog yesterday.
Oh look. Rain.
I'm so going to hide the honey. The mess my sister made with it this morning is unbelievable. ????
I can't really stand the Party Rock Anthem, but this is pretty cool: youtu.be/053S4B5J0is
I should shave. solipsism.tumblr.com/post/162249519…
In case you were wondering what to get me for my next birthday. This: youtu.be/v54t3A4zclY
In case you were wondering… solipsism.tumblr.com/post/162202333…
January 20, 2012
"No, no, no… I'm not lonely. I have me."
"How are you?" "Present."
Constants. Fucking constants. ????????
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