Dominik Schwind

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Now there’s your color of television, very much as I had it in mind. twitter.com/MonicaLewinsky…

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This is one extraordinarily accurate prediction in a work of science fiction. This seldom ever happens. I’m amazed that I hadn’t seen it before today. twitter.com/tariqkrim/stat…

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These new skyscrapers, that look like overdesigned nose-hair trimmers, or ambitious cologne bottles, are really going to get old fast

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Very enjoyable tour, except that when people tweet photos I see that my grandfather is signing the books!

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#hipsteropotamus

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"Do these Mellon Lifestyle pants make my ass look uber?" Tessier-Ashpool's launch vanity clothing brand mobile.nytimes.com/2014/04/13/fas…

In Reply to NBCNightlyNews:

@nbcnightlynews @GreatDismal Perri-Air? youtu.be/SiabeNR_q0U

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So Fukuppy is *not* the mascot of Fukushima prefecture. Now watch this earnest Twitter correction fail to propagate.

In Reply to xuhulk:

@xuhulk actually it’s not quite that. (See @GreatDismal ’s tweets.)

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The other thing that was obvious was that whatever product was eventually attached to it would be utterly mundane and uninteresting.

Retweeted jonathanstray:

Two clever humans convinced the world they were a random text generator for years. @GreatDismal was right all along. newyorker.com/online/blogs/e…

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I told you you'd all be annoyed when that stupid-looking thing started pitching whatever it was going to pitch.

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Cultured meat is dwarfed by 15-ton fatberg. Dwarfed I say.

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The Sky Germany bone-conduction ads story really *is* pretty "Gibsonian", for once! I'd use that. To discourage homeless sleeping publicly?

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None of the teen contestants had ever heard of me.

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I also got to try Google Glass, if only for a few seconds. Was faintly annoyed at just how interesting I found the experience.

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When a Putzmeister is putzing, you wait.

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Street will find own uses for Vine. Or not. Oracle of the first few million hands.

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High-capacity magazine ban? Like those huge Italian menswear ones that cost $30?

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"That babe we saw him in the bar with?" "Yeah?" "Trace CG artifacts."