Dominik Schwind

"Let’s Sing! is like karaoke Draw Something." I am scared.

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If you use the word "delish" you deserve everything bad that comes your way. Even more so if you're not a bratty little girl.

"Blundar" klingt auch nach IKEA-Einkauf ohne zu zahlen. #esc

It's time to go home. i.imgur.com/DXaFG.png

Goddammit, I missed the rocket launch.

"[Pigeons] head-bobbing so much they look like little Jay Zs groovin' to some fresh beats." theatlanticcities.com/neighborhoods/…

I am sure they do this on purpose. grumblegrumbleparanoiagrumblegrumble

I wanted to get four things at my supermarket and they were out of all four of them. Now sitting at home, grumpy, listening to Back to Work

"I like to keep me hands clean."

It needs to be said that Machine Head's version of "Message in a Bottle" is pretty pretty good. open.spotify.com/track/6Iy5KEB1…

"Sie wissen doch, je mehr Links zu einer Webseite verweisen, desto höher rutsch diese in den Suchmaschinen nach oben."

"As I whisper my prayer tonight and went into search for a nice friend I came across your contact" Nice try, spam bot.

Wow… the German Customs Office needed one month to clear my @FieldNotesBrand notebooks. They did finally reach me today, though.

Okay. There is a social network from Microsoft now. Uhm.

I just found this and it makes me laugh: …tteringdollhousescreencaps.tumblr.com

"Sex tapes give porn a dirty name."

"His hand manipulated a muppet for thirty years… and me, for one magical night."

"Sobald ich meine Wohnung verlasse, bin ich offline – und das ist auch gut so."

Current status: ☀ @ Dominik's Hammock instagr.am/p/K2EY86I5nu/