I will never understand Austria.
May 24, 2012
Fun(?) fact: Buranovskiye Babushki, the Russian entry for the #ESC brought some extra grannies in case one of them drops dead.
I love the idea of this game but I can't do it. I'd have nightmares for the next month or two. blindsidegame.com
Oh, that's just sad. #esc
Speaking of Cersei Lannisterā¦ That Lena Headey could conquer my kingdom, it you know what I mean.
Cersei Lannister? #esc
That skinny girl has a pretty deep voice. #esc
I've got the weirdest boner right now. #esc
"Are those two supposed to get the gay vote or the German one?" "Probably both."
Milva. #esc
This is basically how I imagine eastern europe to be like. #esc #thatsracist
I can't hear a single guitar. #esc
"Do you mind if I pee in your toilet? It would mean a lot to me."
These will be *so* hard to explain to the customs agent: etsy.com/listing/631051ā¦
"Silver Star Violator" will be the name of my next band.
Something something metaphor.
May 23, 2012
Guess who is not sleepy at all?
"Out of concern about moral decay [ā¦] a law in 161 B.C. limited chicken consumption to one per meal." smithsonianmag.com/history-archaeā¦
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I'll smell so much like food tonight when taping a new episode of @nurschnittchen - sorry, folks.