Remain Indoors youtu.be/wnd1jKcfBRE
March 18, 2020
March 17, 2020
There goes my plan a. twitter.com/MinSoliSante/s…
#Coronavirus | Désinfox ❌ Non, La cocaïne NE protège PAS contre le #COVID19 . ✅ C’est une drogue addictive provoquant de graves effets indésirables et nocifs pour la santé des personnes. 👉 ow.ly/cHLd50yFFyb https://t.co/4GZ01Qmg5X
It’s only Tuesday. Good grief.
March 16, 2020
no change 🤷🏻♂️ twitter.com/ChibirdArt/sta…
Tag yourself! Some lighthearted characters and their personalities stuck at home. 😄 patreon.com/chibird https://t.co/TpjCIh170Z
March 15, 2020
Remember Betelgeuze?
March 09, 2020

March 08, 2020
A lot to unpack here. twitter.com/hotdogsladies/…
Sei kein schmutziger kleiner Junge. Wasche deine Hände. dropbox.com/s/2p76p0dferqo… https://t.co/7BkCmaNpJj
March 04, 2020
why

“Sorry for the interruption.” should be the first words said on every Slack call. twitter.com/SlackHQ/status…
February 29, 2020
So was I. twitter.com/jbouie/status/…
i was today years old when i learned that danny elfman was in oingo boingo
February 28, 2020
There's still no good alternative to TripIt, right?
February 27, 2020
No. twitter.com/livstadler/sta…
How bout we all give up tweeting this exact same joke every year twitter.com/LipiHegde/stat…
What could possibly go wrong. twitter.com/BBCWorld/statu…
China prepares 100,000 ducks to battle Pakistan's locust swarms A single duck can eat more than 200 locusts a day bbc.in/3863qYY
Let's be honest: code is usually pottery and hardly ever poetry. (I'm just saying that because I want to claim that my merge requests are kintsugi.)
February 26, 2020
For lent I'm giving up.
Good god, Symfony Maker-Bundle. Be a bit more flattering.

February 25, 2020
This Tuesday is quite a Monday.
I pre-ordered something for September which is probably the most optimistic thing I have done in years.
February 22, 2020
🇩🇪🤦🏻♂️ twitter.com/dhh/status/123…
* By the time HEY goes business, we'll certainly allow anyone who's legally compelled to fill their footer with shit to be able to shove all the legally required shit in there. ihk-berlin.de/English/en/s_9…
February 20, 2020
At some point someone will notice that most roadside assistant vehicles in Germany proclaim "All Drivers Are Cunts" and then what?