I thought I wouldn't laugh about an april fool's joke today, but then there's this: twitter.com/urbanthoughts1…
Siri, show me the best idea to destroy cities. https://t.co/raHaq2wqgs
April 01, 2020
March 31, 2020
ugh. 😒 twitter.com/realD4C/status…
@MikeIsaac Worst of all, they’re killing the API, which will effectively kill so many other weather apps. Basically all indie weather apps rely on Dark Sky’s data (at least by default), so now they’ll have to switch to something else or die.
some of u never had to self-quarantine during a global pandemic and it shows
March 30, 2020
yay twitter.com/manymanywords/…
Once we learned about germ theory, we became pretty convinced germs get caught in beards. They don’t! vox.com/the-goods/2020…
Fffffff… after 457 days I won’t be able to fill up my watch rings today.
March 28, 2020
🎶 Prisencolinensinainciusol alright! 🎶 twitter.com/Teymur/status/…
#Corona #StayingAtHomeMusicTip No. 15 This always makes my italian friends cringe and make fun of me, but as someone who grew up in Germany Adriano Celentao was a big part of my life :D Apple Music: music.apple.com/de/album/unica… Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/2O2XR6om… Enjoy
March 27, 2020
#AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch
Why am I watching this? twitter.com/ScottyTM/statu…
Always Hardcore! Scooter live right now youtu.be/d1pj9Vmn-q4
Youtube told me to watch this and I’m still laughing. youtu.be/J53UK_bul5Y
Today years old. twitter.com/TOffroader/sta…
How old were you when you found the screwdriver handle is actually designed to put a wrench on it to help loosen tight screws?🤔🤔🤔 https://t.co/3N3HYKzT5B
March 26, 2020
Good god. 🤦🏻♂️ twitter.com/marcusjdl/stat…
MIA is an anti-vaxxer? 2020 please! https://t.co/TFoKyhCA0Z
In Reply to knoedeldealer:
@knoedeldealer @Dreamseer twitter.com/dominik/status…
Der Impfgegner-Artikel auf @XING_de war jetzt der Tropfen, der das Fass zum Überlaufen brachte: Account komplett gelöscht.
March 24, 2020
They better fix this corona situation and open the borders before I run out of vinegar. How the hell am I supposed to eat salad without my French vinegar. If necessary I’ll cross the Rhine by boat.
March 23, 2020
These days instagram stories are just videos of extroverts slowly falling apart. Come on, keep yourself together. You can do it! I believe in you! 💪
March 22, 2020
No, I’m not. Stop pestering me, @SwarmApp
March 21, 2020
underwear pervert #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch
Fuck it. Let’s cross some animals. SW-5637-0631-1707
Crap, with all racing series going virtual I need to fight my urge to get a gaming pc to join the fun.
March 19, 2020
Überraschung! twitter.com/DickeHipster/s…
Wir sind hier, um zu helfen: dickehipster.de/2020/03/19/mor…
My next conference call is in one hour, 16 minutes. I just started listening to a podcast that is one hour 15 minutes. Living on the edge.