“Disclaimer: I used something called sarcasm and wit in the above statement.”
April 27, 2014
Uhm, okay? Nokia to Focus on Mapping Goal After Selling Phone Business skift.com/2014/04/26/nok…
April 26, 2014
Hear me roar! 24.media.tumblr.com/738567610ebd22…
Okay, Spotify, we’re done. Don’t randomly drop “Brother Louie” on me.
April 25, 2014
(Damn it, allen Charme fĂĽr 2014 an einem Abend verballert.)
Honestly, there is a lot of weird stuff on YouTube if you search for “10 hours” youtu.be/5r-_RV8q6aI
“You heard about Pluto? That's messed up, right?”
“I am sure he can’t see us.” static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Gua…
“We’ve talked about it, Jack. Now get into that box.” static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Gua…
If you look closely, you can see their boners. static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Gua…
“Hello neighbour…” static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Gua…
“To establish how the number of perversions depends on these variables, a series of experiments were performed…” plosone.org/article/info%3…
“Can I take a you-ie? That’s what I call a selfie of other people.”
Sleepy all day. Had a lot of coffee. Still sleepy, but now I am shaking.
U! S! A! - U! S! A! - U! S! A! wired.com/2014/04/an-sof…
There is too much effort in that to be a mere troll. So: What? The? Fuck?! codebabes.com /via @idiot
“See also: Bling”
I should not laugh at this so much. 31.media.tumblr.com/24eb343f55877c…
I need to go to the library. 31.media.tumblr.com/a4a80ef08448cd…
So apparently there is a plane highjack thing going on in Bali. Their airport is closed: twitter.com/flightradar24/…